i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via good-oldfashionedvillain)

utentagen:

phoneus:

dude: way if we pees form buts

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(via egg-tampon)

(via swimmteam)

moony-not-prongs:

egg-tampon:

what a great deal

must be their big blow out sale

moony-not-prongs:

egg-tampon:

what a great deal

must be their big blow out sale

(via egg-tampon)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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(via jesuschristvevo)

hannibalhamlin:

the only book I will ever need

hannibalhamlin:

the only book I will ever need

(via marc0-butt)

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

tastefullyoffensive:

Thanks for noticing

(via lucifersnipple)

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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(via the-game-is-somethingg)

nightrevelations:

princess-slay-ya:

In Star Wars, a boy can grow up to be a knight or a wizard, but if you’re a girl, you have one good role model- one good, sexy role model- but you better be born a princess or good at space hooking, cuz those are your options [x]

#it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize #that leia was put in that outfit as a form of punishment and humilliation #ostensibly by jabba #but really by the filmmakers

(via theart-of-runningaway)

leslieseuffert:

Jeffrey Michael Austin (Chicago, IL) -  I’m Not Worried About You, 2013

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